A BUTT HOLE TOO TOO FAR
Like many people, I have allowed the folly's of my youth to fade with time. As the decades have passed, I make a point of not digging up the corpse of my many failures, allowing them to rest in tranquil bliss. It is best this way. And I can go to my grave with the veneer of respectability.
Yet this week, national news brought up all the old indiscretions and depravities of my youth, like a flash flood raises old coffins from their graves and floats them down main street for all to see.
I am referring to the recent news that hundreds of the United States transgenders who work for our intelligence agencies having been fired for airing their personal peccadilloes on the National Security Agency's Intel-link messaging board. Christopher Rufo, who broke the story should receive a medal for bringing to light, the emotional and intellectual sickness of those gays and transgenders who work at the CIA, FBI, and Homeland security.
And while I, given my sordid past, can forgive people discussing interesting tidbits about their weekend pleasures and pastimes. The new generation of gays and transgenders working for the US intelligence communities, have turned water fountain gossip into a new level of disgusting, base and depraved sickness. Within hours of the news of the Intel-link sex chat board breaking, Tulsi Gabbard the new Intelligence advisor to the President, after reading the board, and seeing just how sick and depraved the chats going on the board were, ordered the firing of over 100 of the most egregious contributors of the board.
The chats covered a wide range of topics, mostly about transgender sex, group sex, and medical procedures filled years of the Intel-link messaging.
One in particular stands out.
That of transgenders having their anus hairs removed by laser. Because this is a topic of such importance and concern to today's modern transgenders, that it must be discussed in much detail with other US spies and spooks. Given the abundance of contributors on butthole hair, it appears to be the leading cause of not passing for female in the transgender communities. And as such, it is vital that senior intelligence analysts spend paid working hours detailing the pain, the joys and hidden pleasures of the laser.
One never knows when one of Putin's operatives will capture one of our transgender spies, and torture them by lasering their butthole hairs. It is well know that North Korean spy masters have long used lasers to incinerated South Korean troop's nose hairs across the famed DMZ there. And if you have any doubt about the insidiousness of communist use of lasers against western powers, look no further than the three dozen US consulate personnel in Cuba, whose eyebrows mysteriously fell off after being hit by an unknown light source in May, 2023.
It is only fitting then, that the gays and transgenders in all of our intelligence agencies share the super secret details surrounding lasers and buttholes. It is only now, with this revelation by Christopher Rufo, that I understand why red and green lasers should not be allowed near airports. The very last thing we need is for a pilot on approach to JFK airport, to look out his window and see two transgenders on a roof top, using a green laser on one of their buttholes. It is for this reason, that pilots can loose their eye sight and crash their planes. I would not be a bit surprised if the latest airline crashes were not directly caused by this.
It will not be long until, transgenders on X and Facebook, replace the pictures of their face, with ones of their hairless buttholes.
An entirely new transgender caste system is also developing, with those who have had green laser butthole hair removal being at the top of the caste, followed by the red laser butthole caste, and finally that no laser hairy butthole transgender caste. And given the importance of green laser hair removal is to the transgender's in the US intelligence agencies, the multi-million dollar bio-metric security system that is in every Washington DC building will have to upgraded. Now, instead of using the human eye for identification, they will have to have a scanning device on a wire chain, so that a person has to stick it up their pants for butthole scanning verification.
The fact that this new generation of gays and transgender people's public behavior is so far beyond the pale, even by my own old-school ideas of sick and twisted, should cause us all alarm. Their willingness to boldly go where even the eighteenth century's Marquis de Sade would not dare to tread. Should warn us that the absolute bottom of the bottom of depravity has finally, once and for all, been reached.
And the fact that the US taxpayer has been funding this for the last four years should make you all furious. President Trump has been saying the swamp needs to be drained.
No, it doesn't. As Batman's, Joker once famously said, “this town needs an enema.”
Yes it does. But only if your butthole had the green laser hair removal.
And while I share a similar sexual history to this new generation of transgender people, I do not share their lack of personal boundaries, or lack of morals. I do not share their need to gather support and community around medical procedures and or sexual peccadilloes. I do not share their hatred of normality, or biological sex differences. And I refuse, as should we all, refuse to follow them down the path of depravity by normalizing child abuse and surgical sterilization.
While they view puberty blockers and surgery as their salvation, we know it leads only to damnation.
They have made their choices, now we must stand together and banish these sick-twisted, butthole enthusiasts from our government agencies, our media and movies, and from our communities.