Good afternoon sports fans. This is John Nistrum, and I”m here with Jerry Miller in the big box for today's final game.
That's right John, today is the final game and decides who the champion team is.
Yes that is right, Jerry. Today is the day.
It's a beautiful day here at the National Park's baseball diamond. Where we have the series final two teams getting ready down in the dug outs for this big day. On our left and in blue jerseys we see the current champions, the “white house democrats” warming up their lead batter. Joe Biden, number 01. Who has been with the team since the beginning. But while some think he is getting too long in the tooth to play, his wife and manager, the ever lovely Dr. Jill is down there standing by his side giving him pointers and told us just yesterday that Joe has never been better, faster, or more on point to take his team to victory.
The game will be starting soon, and on our right dug out, we see the challengers, “The Maga's” in bright red jerseys warming up their star pitcher, number 45, Don Trump. While Trump has a nasty curve ball, many critics call his famous antics on the mound intolerable and not worth of the game.
I don't know what game they are referring to Jerry, but it's not the game we see played out every day here in the big league.
You're right, John. We all remember right before Maga won the big 2016 game, he was recorded in the locker room saying things about body parts. And while many, myself included, thought that one remark would have ended his baseball career. It only seemed to make him stronger and appeal to his fans more.
That's right John. Now the teams are moving into position for today's game. The Maga's moving out to the bases with great energy. Doug Burgum number 02 is on first base, Glen Youngkin number 24, a relative new comer to the big leagues on second base. And my favorite, JD Vance taking his spot on third base. Catcher for the Maga team is ever faithful, Don Trump Jr.
The first batter up for the White House is reliable number one, Big Joe.
Oops, looks at that John! Big Joe just tripped getting to home plate, and is having a hard time getting up again. His manager, Dr. Jill is immediately at his side, and is helping him raise to his feet. Holding him by the arm, she is leading him to his batting position.
That is not a good look for the White House team, Jerry.
I know, John. But it gets worse! Big Joe seems disoriented from his fall, and is looking around the stadium for something. Now Kamala Harris, number 02 with his team is running out to him with his bat. And both she and Dr. Jill seem to be yelling and pointing in the direction of the Maga Pitcher.
No he's fine, Jerry. Big Joe has taken the bat and is now facing the Maga pitcher, Donald J. Trump.
There's the wind up, Jerry. But, hold on a second. Trump stops. And he is yelling something at Big Joe. Oh my, Gosh. I can hear him, Jerry. He is taunting Big Joe, yelling the words “Sleepy Joe, sleepy Joe, stubbed his toe and got to go! “
That is just brutal, John. And I really feel it takes away from the professionalism of this fine game.
I don't know, Jerry. This is typical for a guy from New York. And really shows his fans, that his heart is in the game.
So, John. Big Joe won't play Trump's game and puts his head down and readies his shoulders.
Trump pitches a slow ball, and...Biden swings, he hits the ball out to left field. It's a good ball Jerry. But wait a second. Joe is barely moving off home plate. It's as if his feet are in concrete.
This is so painful to watch John. Come on, Joe! Come on move!
His manager Dr. Jill is on the side lines yelling at him to start running. Out fielder, Marjorie Taylor Green missed the ball right as it flew over her head, and is yelling and screaming at her glove.
In the meantime, John. Dr. Jill has picked up Big Joe on her back and is actually carrying him toward first base. It's as if he is dead. Is he dead John? How can this possibly be legal?
The crowd here in the DC stadium is going wild. Everyone is on their feet. Some cheering her on, while other's booing her interference with the actual batter. We'll have to wait and see if the referees allow this controversial move.
As petite as she is, Jerry. She finally got to first base with Big Joe on her back. But, she shows no sign of leaving.
That's right, John. And carrying Big Joe was no easy task for her while wearing two thousand dollar, Christian Bouloutin shoes, and and elegant Sergio Hudson blue dress.
Good call on that one, Jerry. Well it looks like the ref's are going to allow her to carry Big Joe around the bases because of his foot injury. I wouldn't think it was legal, but there you have it, Jerry.
Okay, John, it looks like the white house team has called up number two. Kamala Harris. Harris, who stands five seven on a good day. And is seen by most critics of the game as the main weak link in the white house batting line up.
Yep, it looks like they are trying to get Harris in, to bring Big Joe in from the bases.
Trump throws. Harris is just standing there. Ball one. She seems to be just standing, and laughing at something. Strange bird that Harris, John. Trump throws again. Okay, that is Ball two for our game. Dr. Jill was half way to second, but has now got Big Joe back on first.
The crowd here in DC stadium is silent as Trump winds up, he pitches... Harris hits the ball out to middle field where Marc Rubio fumbles the ball. And again, he fumbles picking up Harris's long hit. In the meantime Dr. Jill and Big Joe have passed second and are moving in fast on Third base. Harris in her usual sloppy style is running toward first.
Rubio pitches to Youngkin, who throws a solid shot to Don Jr. on home plate.
I don't know if Dr. Jill can actually make it all the way to home plate, carrying Big Joe on her shoulders, John. She looks pretty silly out there on third base in her Sergio Hudson dress.
I know, Jerry. But it looks like the manager of the white house democrats, Barack Obama has called in his secret batter to help win this inning.
Stepping up to Home plate, is none other than. Big Mike him... I mean herself. Big Mike is a massive six foot two inches of all muscle and woman. Her arms are so long, they drag the bat like a club along the ground behind her.
I don't think the Maga pitcher can get his curve ball past this massive mass of all woman flesh, John.
That's a good question, Jerry. Big Mike is at the plate. Trump pitches, she swings.......
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